Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Fantastic Four - DVD podBLAST

Darren likes it; Matt defended it; Bill, Steve and Mike BLASTed it.

You decide who's right as Jessica Alba & Co. strip, stretch, rock and burn through this story of four Fantastically Good Looking scientists who are genetically altered by a interstellar gob of radiation-type stuff. Science is COOL!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Catwoman - DVD podBLAST

Halle Berry follows up her Oscar-winning role in "Monster's Ball" with the Oscar-ignored "Catwoman." Clearly The Academy does not appreciate a hot woman in a cat suit.

Also stars Sharon Stone and that orgasm-pie dude from parts 2 and 3 of The Matri.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith - DVD podBLAST

Just. Glad. It's. Over.

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones - DVD podBLAST

So after the colossal disappointment of Episode I, certainly Episode II will renew our faith in the Star Wars franchise, right? I mean, it's the Empire-Strikes-Back Effect, right? RIGHT!?

Nope. Still sucks.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - DVD podBLAST

Oh, the lost potential of this film. As one of the most fervently anticipated movies of all time (including by your humble podBLASTers), it just did not deliver the goods. But hey, the special effects were awesome (they hold up to this day!!), we *heart* Ewan McGregor, and Darth Maul is still one of the best villains ever! We forgive you, George Lucas. You're still tops in our book! ;-)

Oh, wait... Metichlorians..? WHAT THE FUCK?!

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Once Upon a Time in Mexico - DVD podBLAST

If you live in Los Angeles like we do, it's pretty much mandatory that you get loaded on Cinco de Mayo. Fortunately, it was on a Friday, and even better, we had a Mexican-themed movie to BLAST.

Adudathuda presents... the Cinco de Mayo Special Edition DVD podBLAST. Download at your own risk.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Volcano - DVD podBLAST

There's a volcano beneath Los Angeles and it's going to destroy everything in its path!! Fortunately, it's under the West side, so there's a good chance it will melt all persons involved in bringing this mess to the screen.

Especially notable is one of the most horrible, tacked-on attempts at social commentary ever put to film. Be sure to watch on an empty stomach.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Showgirls - DVD podBLAST

"Saved by the Bell" cutie Elizabeth Berkley stars in this family-fun romp as Nomi, a Bi-sexual, Bi-polar stripper/whore who pushes Cristal, a Coniving, Bi-sexual diva/whore (played by Gina Gershon) down some stairs in order to take her place as the worst Greatest Stripper in Las Vegas.

Rated NC-17 for: Inexcusably bad writing, acting, and directing. And dancing. Also for some potty language and brief instances of very slight and extremely tasteful nudity.