Oh, the lost potential of this film. As one of the most fervently anticipated movies of all time (including by your humble podBLASTers), it just did not deliver the goods. But hey, the special effects were awesome (they hold up to this day!!), we *heart* Ewan McGregor, and Darth Maul is still one of the best villains ever! We forgive you, George Lucas. You're still tops in our book! ;-)
Oh, wait... Metichlorians..? WHAT THE FUCK?!