Take two Academy Award winners (George Clooney, writer Akiva Goldsman), two future Governors (Arnold-CA, Jesse The Body-MN), and a Razzie award winner (Alicia Silverstone). Sprinkle in a few Bat-Nips and smother in "ice" puns. Finally, pour this mixture into a cliche generator and project onto a screen. What will you get? Who knows, but it will probably be better than this piece of crap.
Oh, one more thing... "GLORP".