Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Stealth - DVD podBLAST




What in the h-e-double hockey sticks is going on here? We're late one week, then early the next!? We sure are crazy and unpredictable! Unfortunately, Stealth is not.

In this **begin sarcasm** unique **end sarcasm** film about technology gone bad, Jamie Foxx dies. Oops! Spoiler! Sorry! Other than that, keep an eye out for the arousing (Jessica Biel) and confusing (Josh Lucas) waterfall scene, the many phalluses a high-tech plane requires, and be prepared to question everything you think you know regarding morality and war. Oh yeah, Stealth asks the tough ones.

Do we need to mention that after the credits and beyond the BLAST, we discovered a lame set up for a sequel? Any doubts any of us were having as to the BLAST-worthiness of this film quickly disappeared.

5 Comments:

Blogger Lisa said...

You so did not just call shenanigans on me!

And if those are Pirates pj shorts DTM.C gets +1 cool point but sadly gets -30 cool points for the ugly red top and ugly chair.

7:47 AM  
Anonymous Darren T. Mangler said...

....I can't argue with that. The chair and the shirt are both disgusting...

If I knew we were going to put pictures up of us eating donutburgers, I would have worn my tux and sat on my throne!

Stealth Sucked,

Da Mangler

10:40 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Hawt mental image.

1:40 AM  
Blogger directorscut said...

I'm pretty sure this is a Playstation game. They just forgot to make it playable.

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most phallic. Podblast. Ever.

10:01 AM  

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