Friday, June 16, 2006

Gigli - DVD podBLAST




In one the most notorious bombs ever, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez (Bennifer 1) manage to act their way INTO a paper bag, and hermetically seal it behind them. No doubt they were happy to have Christopher Walken and Al Pacino in there with them.

Be warned - this movie stinks and stinks hard. We suggest you do what we did and order some delicious Papa John's - it will trick your brain into thinking Gigli deserves watching. And for the love of God people, do NOT attempt to watch this movie without our commentary!

Bonus - in one of J.Lo's 5000 monologues, she compares a woman's lips to her vagina while doing suggestive yoga poses. Brilliant.

3 Comments:

Blogger Lisa said...

What a bad fucking film.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Adudathuda Studios said...

You got that right, sister.

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Da Mangler said...

Lisa, come visit us in LA. Be a guest commentator during Season II.

With that said, Gigli was like sitting through a 3 hour student film. It was nothing. I could have watched popcorn fall out of a dump truck for 8 hours and been more entertained. If it wasn't for a close up of J-Lo's camel toe, this would have seriously driven me to the edge of suicide.

How did this movie get made?

Gigli sucked.

Da Mangler

5:00 PM  

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