Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Aeon Flux - DVD podBLAST




Start with a base of Ultraviolet, add a good dose of Catwoman, then inject with Hollywood Dumbass Juice until all traces of The Matrix seep out. You will be left with a sludge called "Aeon Flux".

Now just start calling Oscar winners until someone bites (hint: call Charlize Theron first), and you've got yourself a movie! Congratulations! Have fun making it, what with its futuristic sets and sexy costumes, because It. Will. Bomb.

Then one day in the not-too-distant future, the DVD will be released and some smart-ass Hollywood jerks are gonna BLAST it. IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD.

11 Comments:

Blogger Lisa said...

At least Charlize is kinda cute.

3:20 PM  
Blogger directorscut said...

If you ask me both PIRATES movies are blastable.

YOU HEARD ME!

6:41 AM  
Blogger directorscut said...

PS. I listen to all your commentaries all the way through.

#1 fan!

6:42 AM  
Anonymous Walsho said...

Responses:

Lisa - yeah, she's OK, if you go for that sort of "gorgeous" thing.

dc - 1 is dee-lightful!!! 2 gets worse every time I think about it.

dc PS - hells yeah! We appreciate it. (BTW - you MAY have too much time on your hands)

10:02 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Anyone who says Pirates 2 is a bad film should have their nuts cut off!

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Walsho said...

LogIc ERroR -..|..-LogIc ERroR

UNiVerSAl LaW_19:-.. iNdivIDualS WHo disDAIN PiraTEs 2 MuST ReTAIn NuTS tO PopULAte MORe P2 HAterS ..-

NUtS reMAin InTAct ..-

5:47 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I am SO cutting off your bollocks and wearing them as earings!

11:47 PM  
Anonymous Walsho said...

WOW.



My stance stands.

10:42 PM  
Anonymous Otakuguy01 said...

Pirates 2 was typical sequal crap, with the requisite shoe-horning in of characters and bits from the last movie. The action scenes seemed inspired by American Gladiators, and some the special effects were surpisingly quite crumby.

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just found your site, watched Ultraviolet and Aeon Flux. Sadly movies sucked but good commentary. Keep up the good work. I listened to both all the way through btw. And do you live near a airport cause I heard like 5 planes.

11:47 PM  
Anonymous Da Mangler said...

Why, yes we do live close to an airport. Our non-soundproof studio is located close to the Bob Hope Airport in beautiful Burbank, CA. We find that the sound of the airplanes gives our listeners a sense of comfort because the world is still moving.

Thank you for listening Anonymous. Hopefully we can keep you entertained throughout all these hopelessly un-saveable piles of dung.

With everyone tapping Pirates 2, I'm going to go see it next week. Its playing at a 3 dollar theater so I won't be to mad if it stinks like yesterday's diapers.

Charlize is incredibly hot but WOW...this movie is worse than a stick in the eye. I wish there was something worth while to save it...but no.

Aeon Flux sucked.

Da Mangler

5:48 PM  

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