Ultraviolet - DVD podBLAST
Here's what we know: Milla Jovovich is some kind of quasi-human "hemophage" thing who's going to die soon, but she already died, so that's kinda weird, but then she saves this creepy kid floating in a toilet and some stuff happens, gags from better movies are ripped-off, more stuff... happening... other things... then finally she kills the bad guys with an admittedly sweet ass...
Sword. Sweet-ass sword.
You would think that with 20 minutes of exposition, there'd be a nice solid plot to sink your teeth into. Ahhhh, no.
The one saving grace is William Fichtner, who, as usual, BRINGS IT.
posted by DVD podBLAST at 9:49 AM
5 Comments:
This "film" looks like a shampoo commerical
PS. What version did you guys record with?
The standard Netflix issue - 94 minute, PG-13 version.
Equilibrium was great...Ultraviolet was a painful, peanut-filled coiler!
A shampoo commercial...HA! That is GOLD!
I saw this movie on a date...needless to say, I didn't get any "play" afterwards. This movie would drain the passion of a 16 year old boy at the Playboy Mansion. For that, it can never be forgiven.
Ultraviolet sucked.
Da Mangler
This movie was garbage, no matter how Kurt Wimmer decides to blame the producers for 'butchering' it.
As for the effects, I think it was an admirable creative decision to use the pre-viz animatics in the final film.
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