Bloodrayne - DVD podBLAST
This made-for-TV movie was mysteriously released in the theaters, and it has
been agreed upon that none of your BLASTers shall ever see this lump again. Possible alternatives to a repeat viewing include:
DTM.C will kick the real Ghandi square in the nuts,
William will get both of his ears cut off by Mr. Blonde,
Steve will go toe to toe with the Terminatrix's toothbrush attachment,
PB4 will start an exclusive diet of donut burgers for the rest of the year,
Walsho didn't show up, so he is permitted to see it, though he is forbidden to speak of it.
This gorefest had bad lighting, bad writing, bad cinematography, and
absolutely no brass section.
Nuff Sed,
Tubitron
posted by DVD podBLAST at 4:47 PM
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Woo! I guessed right.
Thank God I didn't rent this for nothing. (double meaning there...)
edited for saftey.
Donut burgers are REAL
God save us all.
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DUUUUUDE! THose are my Pirates of the Carribean cut off pajamas! How dare you!
Bloodrayne Sucked!
Da Mangler
I was talking to this hot Italian woman I'm in love with (she gave me the "friend" speech...ouch) anyway, she wished that she could have laid down some Italian language rips for our fans over there in Italy. She said that the lead actress was fat and couldn't act...I don't know how to say that in Italian.
Bloodrayne sucked the big spaghetti noodle.
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