Friday, August 04, 2006

Bloodrayne - DVD podBLAST

This made-for-TV movie was mysteriously released in the theaters, and it has
been agreed upon that none of your BLASTers shall ever see this lump again. Possible alternatives to a repeat viewing include:

DTM.C will kick the real Ghandi square in the nuts,
William will get both of his ears cut off by Mr. Blonde,
Steve will go toe to toe with the Terminatrix's toothbrush attachment,
PB4 will start an exclusive diet of donut burgers for the rest of the year,
Walsho didn't show up, so he is permitted to see it, though he is forbidden to speak of it.

This gorefest had bad lighting, bad writing, bad cinematography, and
absolutely no brass section.

Nuff Sed,



Blogger directorscut said...

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5:24 PM  
Blogger directorscut said...

Woo! I guessed right.

Thank God I didn't rent this for nothing. (double meaning there...)

edited for saftey.

5:27 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Did you guys listen to the Uwe Boll commentary?

Hes totally bat shit crazy.

1:19 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Oh and his commentary for Alone in the Dark is a classic.

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Walsho said...

Donut burgers are REAL

God save us all.

9:23 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

What is more horrifying, the donut burgers or the picture of those ugly boxer shorts?

2:48 AM  
Anonymous Darren T Mangler said...

DUUUUUDE! THose are my Pirates of the Carribean cut off pajamas! How dare you!

Bloodrayne Sucked!

Da Mangler

10:42 AM  
Anonymous Da Mangler said...

I was talking to this hot Italian woman I'm in love with (she gave me the "friend" speech...ouch) anyway, she wished that she could have laid down some Italian language rips for our fans over there in Italy. She said that the lead actress was fat and couldn't act...I don't know how to say that in Italian.

Bloodrayne sucked the big spaghetti noodle.

3:53 PM  

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