Friday, August 18, 2006

From Justin to Kelly - DVD podBLAST

Poor Kelly Clarkson. All yummy and loaded with talent, she wins American Idol and is then forced to star in a "film" starring her and five A.I. wannabes.

You've got your Dreamboat (ding), Stud (ding), Nerd (ding), Smart Friend (ding) and Slutty Friend (ding ding!). This movie is one giant, seeping, stinking, stuck-to-your-shoes cliche bell.

Two notes:

1. First ever Musical DVD podBLAST.
2. Who knew the BLASTers were such Kelly Clarkson fans? Poor Kelly Clarkson.


Blogger Lisa said...

What the...

10:59 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

OK while this may be the worse podblast ever, I think the best one has to be Attack of the Clones simply because it had the quite possible the best phrase ive eevr heard on an MP3.

"They Tusken Raided me"

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Da Mangler said...

WORST PODBLAST EVER???? Are you outside your mind?

We had two incredible songs written by Aduda Thuda studios, "DVDpodBlast the Song: I Want My Money Back" and "She's a Whore"! We ripped on Justin's upper lip and Kelly's ugly friends. We picked apart the script, lighting design, choreography, make-up design, locations, absurdity of the tunes, the horrible music and found out that Senko wants to be a crocodile.

You are wrong on this one Lisa and everyone agrees! But even the worst podBlast ever is better than any episode of the EastEnders!

Bill thinks that Stealth is the worst blast ever.

Now just to clarify, are you saying that it was the worst blast performance or the worst movie that we have blasted so far?

I love you!

2:16 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Worst podBlast performance EVER!!! I think the remedy to this would be more Walsho.

And THE EastEnders? I know you try to pretend to be cool by refrencing the best British soap ever but you really dont have to. Youre among friends.

And love you too! You can put your rib in my mouth anytime.

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Walsho said...

Oh my goodness you guys are so cute.

Well, anyway, I appreciate the "more Walsho" comment, and I couldn't agree more. Unfortunately, every time I open my mouth, Bill makes that neck-slitting motion in my direction.

I shall continue to fight the power.

Because it's what the people want.

2:47 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Hmm well I guess the remedy to that would be to send my brother who likes to put his rib in other guys mouth to Bills house and see how well they get on.

2:54 PM  
Blogger directorscut said...


5:47 PM  
Blogger Adudathuda Studios said...

Steve wants to know why Lisa thinks the J2K BLAST is so lame.

Also, does she like Fawlty Towers?


6:09 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

1) Because
2) Of course! That and Allo Allo nad Keeping up Appearances.

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you to directors cut for channeling Ving.

And to Lisa, when asked why the J2K blast was lame, you responded "Because." Thank you for that, and know we're working to improve that aspect! At DVDpodBLAST, we care!

And the joke was supposed to be do you like THE Fawlty Towers. Mike's a stickler for grammer.


6:13 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I suppose a better reason is that I havent seen J2K(and being British we have no real knowledge of the AI phenomenon) but then again I havent seen Bloodrayne and Stealth but you guys manage to pull those ones off pretty well.

And Mikes a total babe.

11:52 PM  
Blogger directorscut said...

BTW, the opening song was brilliant, but you missed a great chance to use "cack-pack" in a song!

9:07 AM  
Anonymous Da Mangler said...

Mike and I are frantically working on a new Cack Pack song. It will be a lovely ballad about Packin' your Cack! We may cut an album during our hiatus.

We are trying to decide to put up the pictures of the Whip Cream bikini contest we had at Aduda Thuda Studios. Of course I won but Steve was a close second. Mike has no boobs.

3:49 PM  
Anonymous Walsho said...

Lisa, that's very sweet of you to say.

Now, won't you take back what you said about this BLAST? Pleeeeaase? I'm batting my eyelashes!

4:32 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

hmmmm ok. Just for you.

12:25 AM  

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