Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Pearl Harbor Disc 1 - DVD podBLAST

Why does a film like this suck so bad? It's got tragedy + time, so it should be totally hilarious, but it's not. Why?

Here's one theory... is Dan Ackroyd really the best actor to choose for the role of I-know-what's-going-to-happen-but-no-one-will-listen-to-me guy? Is that role even needed?

Perhaps DTM.C should have played the pivotal cook role?

Maybe it's the contrived plot: Boy loves Girl. Boy goes off to war, almost gets killed, but doesn't. He returns, bearing the secrets of the French "L'Anal", but Girl is now preggers from Boy's Best Bud, who then fights him in a bar. They become heros, Best Bud dies, and Boy raises his son with Girl.

So why does it fail? Who knows. Let the history books sort it out.

In any case, DVD podBLAST continues its holy war on Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett with this first time ever two-part BLAST. Unfortunately, luscious+creamy Kate Beckinsale gets caught in the crossfire.


Blogger directorscut said...

Woo! Double the adudathuda!

5:14 AM  
Anonymous Da Mangler said...

Is there such a thing as too much Adudathuda? I don't think so but then again too much sleep, too much sex and too many hamburgers are also "supposed" to be bad for you according to the experts. F the experts! I don't believe it. Keep listening and keep eating burgers during sex and you will live a long and happy life.

I personally had a great time with Pearl Harbor. Is it wrong to wish that every character in the movie dies...including the bastard son? You decide.

3:43 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Not too bad this week.

2:04 AM  
Anonymous Tubitron said...

Oh, well, thank YOU Lisa!


9:44 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

B+ for you Tubitron.

12:37 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

B+ for you Tubitron.

12:49 PM  
Anonymous RJB said...

"After these messages, we'll be right back." I thought I was the only one who remembered that. You guys crack me up.

4:48 PM  

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